By Todd Hartley on November 19, 2010
Guys, just so you know, women think you’re stupid. That’s probably not news to most men, but for those of you who still harbored the delusion that you were the brighter sex, you can go ahead and disabuse yourself of that notion. You may discover the cure for cancer or build a colony on Mars someday, but in the eyes of a woman, you are still a helpless clod.
Oh, they may acknowledge that you’re a genius after the fact. I’m sure ladies appreciate that Albert Einstein was a reasonably intelligent man, Continue reading »
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By Todd Hartley on June 4, 2010
I’m not a single guy anymore — very happily, I should add — but if I were, I know where I’d be going on vacation next year: Riga.
That’s right. Riga, the so-called City of Inspiration, Latvia’s stunning capital city at the mouth of the world-famous Daugava River. Renowned for its culture, with a downtown center so historic it was declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site, Riga is one of the most important financial centers and seaports in the entire Baltic region.
But don’t take my word for it. Here’s what Riga Tourism had to say about the fair city: “Welcome to Riga! The attractiveness of the city is difficult to resist! Continue reading »
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By Todd Hartley on June 20, 2008
If you are a man who has ever dated a woman, you have most likely, at one time or another, been plagued by the fear that the woman you’re with might be a psycho. (In all fairness, men are typically much more likely to be psychos; we just don’t hide it as well as women. And, truth be told, women are usually only psychotic in the first place because men drive them to it.)
This phobia, while often irrational and unfounded, is perfectly understandable, having been ingrained in the male consciousness through myth and lore for centuries. Continue reading »
Posted in I'm With Stupid Tagged branding, psycho, rape, women