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		<title>Some incredibly important scientific news</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given the sorry state of the world we live in today and the numerous challenges we face — global warming, sustainable energy, hunger, disease, poverty — you might think that scientists have plenty of important subjects to occupy their time. You would be wrong. Actually, let me quantify that statement. You wouldn&#8217;t be wrong so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blow me a kiss from your own bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zut alors! What odd times these are in the fair nation of France. In an effort to stop the spread of swine flu, authorities in that most romantic of countries are urging people to stop kissing. Some schools and businesses have even gone so far as to ban “la bise,” the traditional peck-on-both-cheeks greeting that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saying ‘Bwaa-haa-haa!&#8217; in nerdspeak</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t seen Microsoft founder and world&#8217;s richest man Bill Gates in a while, so I could be wrong about this, but I&#8217;m guessing that these days he&#8217;s sporting a bald head and carrying around a cat named Mr. something or other. Why would I think something so preposterous? Because it&#8217;s become very obvious to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mmm &#8230; frog: Tastes just like deformed chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of you may be aware that for a few years now scientists have been warning us that frog populations are dying off around the globe, threatening a full one-third of amphibian species with extinction. Furthermore, these scientists claim, many of the frogs that are surviving are being born with grotesque deformities due to pesticides [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There might be unicorns in space</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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