By Todd Hartley on November 20, 2009
Editor’s note: This is the third and hopefully the last installment in an unexpectedly three-part series on animals and the myriad everyday uses we as humans can dream up for them.
Shortly after the publication of my last column, a thoughtful essay on the practicality of the Dawson’s bee of the Australian outback, I received this plaintive e-mail from my brother-in-law Bob in Maryland:
“I was getting excited reading your column, feeling the sense of anticipation and then … not one single reference to the Dawson bee’s penis, a stinging let down after all that buzz.” Continue reading »
Posted in I'm With Stupid Tagged armored cars, penis, russia, whale
By Todd Hartley on September 25, 2009
As many of you are probably aware, it can be very difficult to find good news these days in a world seemingly gone crazy. Internet sites and TV stations are always so full of stories about horrible things like murder, war, piracy and Kanye West that it’s enough to leave you feeling limp and impotent. Read or watch the news often enough, and you might start to think there will never be anything to get excited about again.
Well, have no fear, faithful readers. We here at I’m With Stupid have uncovered great news guaranteed to make you stand up and take notice, Continue reading »
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By Todd Hartley on June 5, 2009
I woke up Tuesday morning to learn that General Motors had finally found a buyer for Hummer, the company that brought you the cleverly named H1, H2 and H3, the gas-guzzling behemoths that have come to symbolize all that is wrong with the American auto industry.
The story I read said the buyer wished to remain anonymous for the time being, so I spent the day in suspense. That night I said to a co-worker, “Whoever the buyer is, you can bet it’s a company with a really small penis.” Continue reading »
Posted in I'm With Stupid Tagged auto, China, General Motors, hummer, penis