If you’re anything like me, and I think you probably are, you love stupid.

I don’t mean, “stupid me, I locked my keys in the car” absentmindedness. I mean sheer “stupid me, I locked myself in the car” idiocy.

I’m talking about good old-fashioned red, blond and blue American numbskullery. The kind of moronity that gave us “Jackass,” Anna Nicole Smith and the Bush administration. Keanu Reeves dumb. That’s what I’m looking for. That’s what makes me such a stupidphile. Continue reading »