Big Mac to be replaced by Big Bjørk

I don’t know about you, but I’m concerned about Iceland. Oh, I’m not worried that Iceland is suddenly going to attack the U.S., and I don’t think it’s about to become the next terrorist hot bed. But Iceland’s been taking this global recession kind of hard, and I fear for the overall health of its citizens.

You see, no one in Iceland will be able to get a Big Mac anymore, as all three of Iceland’s McDonald’s restaurants will be closing for good after this weekend, victims of the precipitous drop in the value of the Icelandic krona. Continue reading »

Smarten up for better health, dumb ass

As if we stupid people didn’t have enough to worry about, a new study done in the United Kingdom has shown that having a low I.Q. puts one at greater risk for heart disease.

Researchers at the University of Edinburgh and the University of Glasgow studied a group of 4,289 former U.S. soldiers and determined that intelligence alone explained 23 percent of the differences in mortality between the highest and lowest socioeconomic groups. Continue reading »