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		<title>Louis in the Sky with a Moldy Marble Rye</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how conspiracy theorists are always trying to convince us that our government does horrible secret things that nobody hears about, things we Americans think are only done by governments run by people like Josef Stalin, Pol Pot and Idi Amin? Well, those conspiracy theorists are usually full of malarkey. No American leaders, with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blow me a kiss from your own bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zut alors! What odd times these are in the fair nation of France. In an effort to stop the spread of swine flu, authorities in that most romantic of countries are urging people to stop kissing. Some schools and businesses have even gone so far as to ban “la bise,” the traditional peck-on-both-cheeks greeting that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>France vs. Scientology in World War Dumb</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 12:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems the French have finally found an invader they’re willing to stand up to: the dreaded Church of Scientology. The organization, founded in America in the ‘50s, went on trial in Paris earlier this week in a case where a woman claims she was conned and coerced into spending nearly $30,000 on books, lessons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That voodoo that vous do</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, here in the U.S., we have a tendency to be a little provincial when it comes to the world stage. We get so caught up in our own troubles that we forget there are people out there who have it even worse. For instance, we’ve been so fixated on the hullabaloo over the shoes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are You Smarter than Plankton?</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2008/07/11/are-you-smarter-than-plankton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the history of game shows, there is one, and only one, greatest answer ever. On “The Newlywed Game” in 1977, a woman named Olga was asked to guess where her husband would say was the weirdest place she’d ever gotten the urge to make whoopee. Olga answered, “In the ass?” For obvious reasons, that [...]]]></description>
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