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		<title>Is that an eggplant in your pants?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reminded recently of an old friend of mine who once tried to steal a pork tenderloin from a grocery store in Aspen by stuffing it down his pants. He was nearly out the door when one of the store&#8217;s clerks tapped him on the shoulder to let him know he had dropped his [...]]]></description>
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