So here it is, the day after Christmas, and you just realized that you forgot to get a gift for the person you hate the most on the planet. This was the year, too. You were going to give that S.O.B. a flaming bag of dog poop or a box full of your stinky toenail clippings from the past year, but then you just plum forgot, didn’t you?

Well, fear not, my friends. There’s still time to get him or her a really wretched New Year’s present, and I have a few suggestions that I think might fit the bill. Continue reading »