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		<title>Congratulations! You may now shave the bride</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of Valentine&#8217;s Day, I thought it would be nice to tell a heartwarming story about a fairy-tale wedding where the bride and groom meet, fall in love, say their vows and live happily ever after. The kind of wedding Disney wants you to believe happens all the time. Unfortunately, though, as life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is that an eggplant in your pants?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reminded recently of an old friend of mine who once tried to steal a pork tenderloin from a grocery store in Aspen by stuffing it down his pants. He was nearly out the door when one of the store&#8217;s clerks tapped him on the shoulder to let him know he had dropped his [...]]]></description>
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