I have a confession to make that may come as a shock to those of you who also grew up in the ’80s: I have never seen the movie “Footloose.” I know that it’s about rebellious city kid Kevin Bacon dancing away his anger and frustration after moving to a small town where dancing and rock music are illegal.

And I think I can guess the ending: Kevin Bacon gets a machine gun, kills a bunch of communists, frees his oppressed classmates and then learns that he’s actually a ghost. Continue reading »