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		<title>Smokin&#8217; in the boy&#8217;s crib</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So have you seen the video of the Indonesian 2-year-old who supposedly smokes two packs of cigarettes a day? If you haven&#8217;t, you should check it out on YouTube, as nearly a million other viewers already have. It&#8217;s freaking hilarious, in a perverse “wow, that kid is going to die of lung cancer by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Using your butts for more efficient gas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 16:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I launch into this week&#8217;s tirade — because, trust me, that&#8217;s what this will be — I would like to point out that I have plenty of friends who smoke, and many of them are even considerate enough to dispose of their cigarette butts in trash cans. I know from watching other smokers fail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bovines and buttheads</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call me an unsophisticated rube, but I just don’t get modern art. To me, Jackson Pollock’s paintings look like something you might hang on your refrigerator if your second-grader made one in art class, but you’d be counting the days until he came home with macaroni glued to construction paper so you could take the [...]]]></description>
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