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		<title>America&#8217;s nerdiness decline threatens Eskimo children</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 19:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been somewhat of an interesting week for America&#8217;s technology sector, which saw its reputation take some hits on the international level but may yet have a chance to reclaim its top geek status, thanks to a potentially hazardous decision by a shadowy organization called HEPAP. First came the terrifying revelation by the U.S. Air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Using your butts for more efficient gas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 16:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I launch into this week&#8217;s tirade — because, trust me, that&#8217;s what this will be — I would like to point out that I have plenty of friends who smoke, and many of them are even considerate enough to dispose of their cigarette butts in trash cans. I know from watching other smokers fail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Aspen it would be $3,500 a month</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you think you&#8217;ve been hit hard by the global recession, eh? Two years ago you lived in a 20,000-square-foot mansion, but the bank foreclosed on you, and now you&#8217;re sharing a trailer with a family of toothless rednecks? Well, boo-friggin&#8217;-hoo. Cry me a river, Alice. You have no idea how good you&#8217;ve got it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those are some pretty big shoes to throw</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a decent, patriotic American, you are no doubt aware that in December 2008 an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at then-President George W. Bush while Bush was giving a press conference in Baghdad. Like me, I&#8217;m sure you were outraged by the journalist&#8217;s attack, which is considered a great insult in Muslim nations. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4-wheel secret to natural male enhancement</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up Tuesday morning to learn that General Motors had finally found a buyer for Hummer, the company that brought you the cleverly named H1, H2 and H3, the gas-guzzling behemoths that have come to symbolize all that is wrong with the American auto industry. The story I read said the buyer wished to [...]]]></description>
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