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		<title>Australia&#8217;s Dawson&#8217;s gives U.S. a bee-plus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for coming, ladies and gents. I appreciate the time, and I think you will too. I so enjoyed working with you on the militant-slaying, polar bear-grizzly bear hybrid last week that I thought I&#8217;d present you with something similar this week. I think I might have figured out a way to stop the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is that an eggplant in your pants?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reminded recently of an old friend of mine who once tried to steal a pork tenderloin from a grocery store in Aspen by stuffing it down his pants. He was nearly out the door when one of the store&#8217;s clerks tapped him on the shoulder to let him know he had dropped his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She swallowed the cat to catch the rat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The history of humans introducing non-native animal species to new lands is a long and glorious one. Some of the more notable successes include Africanized honey bees, which were introduced to the Americas in 1957 for the purpose of inspiring apocalyptic urban myths and low-budget horror films, and rabbits, which were set free in Australia [...]]]></description>
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