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		<title>Chew on this, but not in Singapore</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/03/05/chew-on-this-but-not-in-singapore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a slow week for stupidity worldwide, with the usual assortment of dumb stories having been shoved from the headlines by earthquakes in Chile and Taiwan, killer waves in the Mediterranean and the never-ending debate on health care reform. Actually, check that. Health care reform and the nothing being done about it may be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunting for giant wheat sharks in Kansas</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/02/26/hunting-for-giant-wheat-sharks-in-kansas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[darwin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evolution]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avid paleontology fans — and I know there are thousands of you reading this column right now — may have taken note of the discovery recently of what scientists are calling a fossilized jawbone fragment from a giant, prehistoric, clam-eating shark known as Ptychodus mortoni. The handful of you out there who aren&#8217;t avid paleontology [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the Village People don&#8217;t play Kampala</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/02/19/why-the-village-people-dont-play-kampala/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gay rights]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[scott lively]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure if any of you have been following the news coming out of Uganda lately, but if you haven&#8217;t, I think it&#8217;s about time you got caught up to speed. The situation over there has become so ludicrous that this columnist can no longer sit idly by and not make fun of it.
First, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Congratulations! You may now shave the bride</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/02/12/congratulations-you-may-now-shave-the-bride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dubai]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the spirit of Valentine&#8217;s Day, I thought it would be nice to tell a heartwarming story about a fairy-tale wedding where the bride and groom meet, fall in love, say their vows and live happily ever after. The kind of wedding Disney wants you to believe happens all the time. Unfortunately, though, as life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Aspen it would be $3,500 a month</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/02/05/in-aspen-it-would-be-3500-a-month/</link>
		<comments>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/02/05/in-aspen-it-would-be-3500-a-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://todd-hartley.com/?p=526</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So you think you&#8217;ve been hit hard by the global recession, eh? Two years ago you lived in a 20,000-square-foot mansion, but the bank foreclosed on you, and now you&#8217;re sharing a trailer with a family of toothless rednecks? Well, boo-friggin&#8217;-hoo. Cry me a river, Alice. You have no idea how good you&#8217;ve got it.
Still, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those are some pretty big shoes to throw</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/29/those-are-some-pretty-big-shoes-to-throw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[george bush]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a decent, patriotic American, you are no doubt aware that in December 2008 an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at then-President George W. Bush while Bush was giving a press conference in Baghdad. Like me, I&#8217;m sure you were outraged by the journalist&#8217;s attack, which is considered a great insult in Muslim nations.
And perhaps [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Persian? Arabian? Let&#8217;s call the whole thing off</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/22/persian-arabian-lets-call-the-whole-thing-off/</link>
		<comments>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/22/persian-arabian-lets-call-the-whole-thing-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[arabia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[georgia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a sports fan, one of the things that has always appealed to me the most about the games we play is the unifying nature of team sports. Seeing athletes of different nationalities and fans from all walks of life coming together as one to achieve a common goal is the sort of thing that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just please don&#8217;t refer to them as ‘Avatards&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/15/just-please-dont-refer-to-them-as-%e2%80%98avatards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[narnia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once, back when I was in high school, circa 1987 or so, I went over to a friend&#8217;s house and happened to see a pile of mail on the kitchen counter. On top of the pile was an invitation, addressed to his dad, to the Klingon Language Institute&#8217;s annual convention. That&#8217;s right: the Klingon Language [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some incredibly important scientific news</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/08/some-incredibly-important-scientific-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cholesterol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Given the sorry state of the world we live in today and the numerous challenges we face — global warming, sustainable energy, hunger, disease, poverty — you might think that scientists have plenty of important subjects to occupy their time. You would be wrong.
Actually, let me quantify that statement. You wouldn&#8217;t be wrong so much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls who do and guys who do too much</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/01/girls-who-do-and-guys-who-do-too-much/</link>
		<comments>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/01/01/girls-who-do-and-guys-who-do-too-much/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[israel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With 2009 finally behind us, I thought this would be a good time to sit back and reflect on some of the notable events and landmarks of the past year. Now, I know many of you probably assume I&#8217;m going to talk about such mundane things as the U.S. inaugurating its first black president, or [...]]]></description>
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