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	<title>Todd Hartley&#039;s World &#187; I&#8217;m With Stupid</title>
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		<title>Bad parents unhappy about Happy Meals</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/12/17/bad-parents-unhappy-about-happy-meals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 14:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am, admittedly, not the best parent in the world. Oh, I try, but I&#8217;m lazy and not very bright, so sometimes things don&#8217;t work out exactly as planned. I frequently let my son stay up past his bedtime, and he can go many days between baths. I allow him to watch more TV than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone tastes the same to a mako shark</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/12/10/everyone-tastes-the-same-to-a-mako-shark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 15:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, friends. As many of you know, we here at &#8220;I&#8217;m With Stupid&#8221; don&#8217;t usually like to toot our own horns, despite the profound positive impact we make on the world each and every week, but this week we&#8217;re going to engage in a little self-congratulations because, by golly, we think we&#8217;ve earned it. Some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay birds just want to serve their country, too</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/12/03/gay-birds-just-want-to-serve-their-country-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being neither Christian nor particularly conservative, I&#8217;ve never had any problems with homosexuals, so I may not be the most qualified person to opine on the subject of gays and lesbians serving in the U.S. military. Nevertheless, opine I will, as this issue has become too important for a lazy, ill-informed spewer of opinions such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bagging on Poonited&#8217;s &#8216;Customer Service&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/11/26/bagging-on-pooniteds-customer-service/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 14:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think that since this column is called “I&#8217;m with Stupid,” I would have had something to say about the airlines long ago. After all, there is seemingly no more poorly run industry on the planet. Surprisingly, though, I haven&#8217;t had much of a beef. Until now. It all started a few weeks back, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not saying women are smarter, but &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/11/19/im-not-saying-women-are-smarter-but/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, just so you know, women think you&#8217;re stupid. That&#8217;s probably not news to most men, but for those of you who still harbored the delusion that you were the brighter sex, you can go ahead and disabuse yourself of that notion. You may discover the cure for cancer or build a colony on Mars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An impassioned call for a National Scientist Registry</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/11/12/an-impassioned-call-for-a-national-scientist-registry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 16:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having written about animal remains last week and U.S. technology failures the week before, I swore to myself that I wasn&#8217;t going to write about anything scientific or technological this week. I feel that too much focus in one subject area can get boring — for me and my readers — and I&#8217;ve vowed not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Digging up an offseason reason for Snowmass</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/11/05/digging-up-an-offseason-reason-for-snowmass/</link>
		<comments>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/11/05/digging-up-an-offseason-reason-for-snowmass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you live in the Roaring Fork Valley, by now you&#8217;re aware of the amazing discoveries being made practically on a daily basis in Snowmass Village, but for my other readers around the world, let me catch you up to speed. You&#8217;ve heard of the La Brea Tar Pits, the place in Los Angeles where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America&#8217;s nerdiness decline threatens Eskimo children</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/10/29/americas-nerdiness-decline-threatens-eskimo-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 19:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been somewhat of an interesting week for America&#8217;s technology sector, which saw its reputation take some hits on the international level but may yet have a chance to reclaim its top geek status, thanks to a potentially hazardous decision by a shadowy organization called HEPAP. First came the terrifying revelation by the U.S. Air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nov. 1: International Burn the Tao Te Ching Day</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/10/22/nov-1-international-burn-the-tao-te-ching-day/</link>
		<comments>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/10/22/nov-1-international-burn-the-tao-te-ching-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have an announcement to make, and some of you aren&#8217;t going to like it. But my principles and faith won&#8217;t let me sit by doing nothing any longer. As a red-blooded, God-fearing American, I have had enough of watching those people do the horrible things they&#8217;ve been doing to our country in the name [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A real platform for us real Americans</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/10/15/a-real-platform-for-us-real-americans/</link>
		<comments>http://todd-hartley.com/2010/10/15/a-real-platform-for-us-real-americans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 12:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been looking over the ballot for next month&#8217;s election, and I have to say that our choices for elected positions aren&#8217;t exactly inspiring. I&#8217;m not going to name names or anything like that, but if you&#8217;ve seen the ballot, you&#8217;ll agree there&#8217;s nobody on it who makes you wish you could vote early and [...]]]></description>
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