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		<title>Sex and the gridiron</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2004/02/20/sex-and-the-gridiron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2004 13:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was big news out of Boulder Wednesday night, as the president of Colorado University and the chancellor of the university system got together to announce that CU football coach Gary Barnett has been placed on “administrative leave,” pending the results of an investigation into the football team’s sexual transgressions. What does “administrative leave” mean? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Batty over boobies</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2004/02/06/batty-over-boobies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2004 13:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technically, this is a sports column, and I know that Janet Jackson’s breast isn’t a sporting event or some sort of sport unto itself, but it did make its public debut during halftime of the Super Bowl, so I will take that flimsy segue and run with it. I’ve noticed that for some reason the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Takes one to know one</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2004/01/30/takes-one-to-know-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2004 13:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://todd-hartley.com/?p=153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You may not have noticed, but this past week marked the 10th anniversary of the infamous Tonya Harding incident, in which Nancy Kerrigan got clubbed in the knee but nevertheless went on to an Olympic silver medal, and Harding got arrested but nevertheless went on to Celebrity Boxing stardom. Even people like me who couldn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Methuselah of the N.Y. Mets</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2004/01/23/the-methuselah-of-the-n-y-mets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 14:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was sad news in the world of sports this week with the announcement of Jesse Orosco’s retirement. That’s right, Jesse Orosco, the Methuselah of the major leagues. That name may not mean much to you, but to me and the thousands of people my age who grew up as New York Mets fans, Orosco [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Friday morning QB</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2004/01/16/the-friday-morning-qb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 14:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are only a few positions in all of the major sports wherein one can truly dominate a game. Hockey and soccer goalies and baseball pitchers are good examples. If you do your job perfectly, given enough overtimes or extra innings, your team will eventually win the game. That’s the reason why people play goalie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say you want a resolution</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2004/01/02/say-you-want-a-resolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2004 14:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re anything like me — and I hope you’re not, because I like to think of myself as special and unique in the good way too — then you are the kind of person who makes lots of New Year’s resolutions. And if, indeed, you are like me, you’ve probably broken about three or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, Mom, guess what I just did!</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2003/12/19/hey-mom-guess-what-i-just-did/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2003 14:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the few highlights from my lackluster and abbreviated high school football career came in a JV game when my brother, a junior tailback, and I, a sophomore wideout, both scored touchdowns. My brother scored on a nifty run around the right side, and after crossing the goal line, he simply handed the ball [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keepin&#8217; the white man down</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2003/10/10/keepin-the-white-man-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2003 03:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://todd-hartley.com/?p=325</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a little concerned about Rush Limbaugh resigning from ESPN, which is something I never in my wildest dreams thought I&#8217;d say. Mind you, I&#8217;m not particularly bothered that he&#8217;s off the air. I&#8217;m no more interested in his football opinions than I am any of his other opinions. It&#8217;s just the way that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tigers, Tigers burning bright &#8211; sort of</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2003/10/03/tigers-tigers-burning-bright-sort-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2003 03:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://todd-hartley.com/?p=327</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So what was the most inspiring story from the final week of baseball&#8217;s regular season? Was it the Cubs&#8217; inspired play as they held off the Astros to take the NL Central? Or was it Barry Bonds and his pursuit of 660 home runs and a place alongside his godfather, Willie Mays, at No. 3 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does the Buckeye stop here?</title>
		<link>http://todd-hartley.com/2003/09/26/does-the-buckeye-stop-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 03:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Hartley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A year ago at this time, Ohio State tailback Maurice Clarett was the second coming of Archie Griffin, the only man ever to win two Heisman Trophies and, like Clarett, a god around Columbus. Clarett was on his way to 1,237 rushing yards and freshman-of-the-year awards, and the Buckeyes were on their way to an [...]]]></description>
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